““Gus loaded this giveaway site called Free No Catch and together we wrote an ad. “Headline?” he asked. “‘Swing Set Needs Home,’” I said.“‘Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,’” he said. “‘Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,’” I said. He laughed. “That’s why.” “What?” “That’s why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates an adjectival version of the word pedophile? You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.””
![“John [the father] kept saying, "You have a penis. That means you’re a boy." One day, Shannon noticed that her son had been in the bathroom an awfully long time and pushed the door open. "He had a pair of my best, sharpest sewing scissors poised, ready to cut. Penis in the scissors. I said, 'What…” quote by Andrew Solomon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/037/andrew-solomon-1140_gender_john-the-father-kept-saying-you-have-a-p_2623428.jpg)
![“[On swingers:] They have gone from Puritanism into promiscuity without passing through sensuality.” quote by Molly Haskell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/b82/molly-haskell-25083_gone_on-swingers-they-have-gone-from-puritani_1141046.jpg)
