Bars Quote by John Green

“Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off." Still peeing, Ben looks over at me…

— John Green

“He caught Ben's come in the napkin, the smell making his mouth water harder than any chile sauce could.”

— BA Tortuga

“I’d eat a mosquito to satisfy my hunger for an itch.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Ben?” he called. “You’re back early.” “Yup.” Ben strode into the kitchen, and one look at his face had Maddox recoiling against the fridge.…

— Annabeth Albert

“You want to capture a gun-crazed murderer during a Category Four hurricane.” Shelton’s gaze rose to the heavens. “Any idea how dangerous that sounds?”…

— Kathy Reichs

“It's gas! It's gonna blow!" Ben shouts. He throws open the passenger door and takes off, running in a panic. He hurdles a split-rail…

— John Green

“Always eat well and take taxis!”

— Deborah Elias

“She laughed. ''You seem pretty normal.'' ''You've never seen Ben snort Sprite up his nose and then spit it out of his mouth,'' I…

— John Green

“I gave the Rayna back the phone and shook my head. "Ben and I are like brother and sister. That's gross." "Hey, I read…

— Hilary Duff

“No sooner did the plan let them off at New Caledonia, than Barby found another friend. He was a Kanaka taxi driver, over six…

— John Blaine

“I begin attempting to crush the impure thoughts when Ford asks, “Are you barbequin’?”

— Xavier Neal