Oh my god Quote by John Green

“What is it you Frenchies say? Tou-che? You see, I'm a bit of a poet and you did not know it, what?”

— The Scarlet Pimpernel

“Now, I believe the best way for you to learn is immersion and since we can't teleport you all to France," he grinned at…

— Heather Self

“My spoken French was much like my written. Le shit.”

— Rob Aspinall

“My French friend tells me that someday, if I work at it, I may no longer be flattering myself when I say I can…

— Patricia Briggs

“I had come to the conclusion that I must really be French, only no one had ever informed me of this fact. I loved…

— Julia Child

“...i need someone to practice my french on... uhm i mean... with.”

— Marlon Lodge

“The only French I know is a kiss. I studied a lot of that foreign tongue in high school.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favourite - fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu…

— The Wachowski Brothers

“English is only a weak second language, so that the third language--which at the moment is getting the most play, since French is what…

— Apol Lejano-Massebieau

remember this: no matter how politely or distinctly you ask a Parisian a question he will persist in answering you in French.

— Fran Lebowitz

“Plus there was the standard French insult of ignoring your French and answering in English.”

— Glen Duncan

“I see you’re taking French. The French Club meets once a week, in a French restaurant on University Place. And on Tuesdays they go…

— Donna Tartt