Right now Quote by John Corwin

“Nothing could make me pull away meat-market love goddess. My sexy little filet mignon”

— John Corwin

“This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this?”

— John Corwin

“I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.”

— John Corwin

“Harb was a ticking time bomb. It was like watching a preacher with Tourette syndrome. You knew the "Shit! Balls!" was coming at some…

— John Corwin

“I felt a smile on my face. "Thanks." "For what?" "Using my name instead of calling me a thing.”

— John Corwin

“You let your mind rule your reality instead of you ruling your mind." "Are you reading this stuff out of a Dr. Phil book?”

— John Corwin

“What the hell is wrong with me? And who is Nibbles?”

— John Corwin

“think I have 'gotten a handle', as you say, on being bored. At first I found the new environment to be most stimulating, but…

— John Corwin

“There are two primary essences in this universe: dark and light. Our souls are the containers of this essence, which gives us the true…

— John Corwin

“My eyelids felt like had tiny but chubby sleep faeries hanging on the lashes and pulling them closed”

— John Corwin

“Apparently alcohol increases charm and courage by at least ten points.”

— John Corwin

“I probably looked like an infuriated chipmunk.”

— John Corwin