Quote by John Corwin Download Open image ““I probably looked like an infuriated chipmunk.”” — John Corwin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I’m not adorable,” I said, feeling unreasonably irritated. “Chipmunks are adorable. I’m empowered.” — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
“Eww! That’s gross, Gramps. You just picked that stick up off the grass. Who knows what animal has done sick things to it. Probably… — Joel T. McGrath Copy Share Image
“It wasn't enough the damned Alphas had taken over my clearing, I lost my fucking chipmunk, too.” — Kian Rhodes Copy Share Image
“I pulled the Net chip out of my head, cutting her off. The chip was long and white, with many metal legs; cupped in… — Raphael Carter Copy Share Image
“I was physically revolted by and secretly frightened of those round moronic eyes, the pancake face, and orangeworms hair.” — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
“Marc to Gabe: "What do you know about the lemon stuff? You weren't in desert combat. You were a park ranger. I'm not dissing… — Pamela Clare Copy Share Image
“I thought he was a mutant cannibal sasquatch, and he took me down like a bag of chips at a stoner party.” — Mimi Strong Copy Share Image
“Ty frowned. “I don’t hate all other animals.” “Horses. Dogs. Chipmunks.” “They’re twitchy, Zane. And chipmunks have shifty eyes.” “Moths?” “They have erratic flight… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“Hi, Francis, or do you prefer Fran?” She sipped at her milkshake through a straw. She reminded me of a chipmunk after eating way… — Sophie Wilkinson Copy Share Image
“They heard loud, incoherent, animalistic, screaming and knew what it meant. The infected were near.” — Jason Medina Copy Share Image
“Nothing could make me pull away meat-market love goddess. My sexy little filet mignon” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this?” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“Harb was a ticking time bomb. It was like watching a preacher with Tourette syndrome. You knew the "Shit! Balls!" was coming at some… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“I felt a smile on my face. "Thanks." "For what?" "Using my name instead of calling me a thing.” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“You let your mind rule your reality instead of you ruling your mind." "Are you reading this stuff out of a Dr. Phil book?” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“think I have 'gotten a handle', as you say, on being bored. At first I found the new environment to be most stimulating, but… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“There are two primary essences in this universe: dark and light. Our souls are the containers of this essence, which gives us the true… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“My eyelids felt like had tiny but chubby sleep faeries hanging on the lashes and pulling them closed” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“Apparently alcohol increases charm and courage by at least ten points.” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“My God, you're hurt," Kyle said. "I'd appreciate it if you didn't use his name around me right now. He's kicking my ass." "God?"… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
