Eulogy Quote by John Cleese Download Open image “I would like to do my own eulogy, and then shoot myself and then get in the coffin.” — John Cleese ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Eulogy
“A eulogy is a life lived with a loved one or friend condensed into a few moments relating poignant and witty stories about them… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
I want to be cremated so people won't come to worship at my bones. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“I feel like I just went to my own funeral. and I didn’t like the eulogy” — Lane Pryce Copy Share Image
When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral! — Rick Wakeman Copy Share Image
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. — Irvin S. Cobb Copy Share Image
I'd like my death to be as entertaining as possible for everyone involved. — Bryan Johnson Copy Share Image
People feel guilty enough at funerals without having more guilt heaped on. I would prefer a bighearted preacher giving my eulogy, someone inclined to… — Philip Gulley Copy Share Image
There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I don't necessarily intend to publish posthumously, but I do like to write for myself. — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Some people hate funerals. I find them comforting. They hit the pause button on life and remind us that it has an end. Every… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
I would prefer not to throw myself on a funeral pyre. Please come back to me. — Eloisa James Copy Share Image
Nerves are always a big problem for me, which is why I loved doing American sitcoms. Because you know when you do the take… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I think that sometimes you do something that makes a small group of people laugh, which is all we were trying to do; we… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Loving your neighbour as much as yourself is practically bloody impossible? You might as well have a commandment that states,'Thou shalt fly'. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
England is a fairly envious little country and it's embodied in the press. They don't like anyone being more distinguished than they are. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I think the hard thing for young comedians is that the majority of the young people in the audience out there don't have the… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I wish you wusses would stop whining about your unhappiness. I'm really fed up with it. Pour yourself a scotch and pull yourself together.… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
On movies, I like to involve the cast in the writing of the script. I like to have a rehearsal period, after which I… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
A well-fashioned day - with a beginning and an end, a purpose and a content, a color and a character, a feel and a… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
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I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt to pluck meaning from the fog, and on short order,… — Peggy Noonan Copy Share Image
People say, "How would you like to be remembered?" I don't want to be remembered. Gimme a break. What I want is to hear… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
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Do you know what I am going to tell you, he said with his wry mouth, a pint of plain is your only man.… — Flann O'Brien Copy Share Image
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Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting; The Soul that rises with us, our life's Star, Hath had elsewhere its setting, And… — William Wordsworth Copy Share Image
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“I thought I saw you today, but that was just hope. I heard the sound of your voice in the last wave of an… — Broms The Poet Copy Share Image
I fall asleep in the full and certain hope That my slumber shall not be broken; And that, though I be all-forgetting, Yet shall… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
