Donkey Quote by Joel Osteen

If Jesus were alive today, he'd probably be at the Super Bowl.

— Norman Vincent Peale

Jesus would be framed and in jail if he was living today.

— Carson McCullers

If you have the Old Testament at home, if you flip the corner pages, you can see Jesus riding a horse.

— Gilbert Gottfried

Jesus would have been one of the best photographers that ever existed. He was always looking at the beauty of people souls. In fact…

— Francis Bacon

In today's America He (Jesus) has moved from the central figure of world history to source material for late-night comics and pundits who would…

— David Jeremiah

If Jesus were playing the game, I don't know what he'd do.

— Lisa Whelchel

Jesus could get on Twitter and be like 'fear not, child. I know for a fact that your going to heaven!' and someone would…

— Anonymous

If he'd [Jesus] been a little more concerned for his own safety and well being he may have toned things down a little bit…

— Brad Warner

Jesus would have gone to Ellen Degeneres' house for dinner and had a good time. What would we be saying about him?

— Mike Messerli

Jesus didn't die so we could fill auditoriums, he died so that lives could be transformed.

— George Barna

If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.

— Jesse Ventura

“So our hotheaded rabbi sought authorization to arrest followers of Jesus in Damascus and return them to Jerusalem. He was on his journey when…

— Beth Moore