Lawyer-jokes Quote by Jodi Picoult

Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn…

— Henny Youngman

“I said I am a nurse, and that is what nurses do.”

— Sheri Fink

“It’s amazing how much a frail old woman will confide in a visiting nurse.’ She laughed and shook her head. ‘Imagine pouring out your…

— Barry Brennessel

“The nurse reached over and patted the stack of papers she had beside her before glancing back up at the blond again. “I’m plugging…

— Abbi Glines

“Those who nurse secrets, nurse a chaotic world of amplified silence.”

— B.G. Bowers

“If I'm not a nurse, I'd like to be a nurse .”

— Rahma M.Agha

“You didn’t tell me he had a headache!” “I didn’t know!” “What kind of nurse are you?” “The kind who plays hockey!”

— Sarina Bowen

“Qualities of a Good Nurse: Go," I said. "1. Doesn't pun on your disability," Isaac said. "2. Gets blood on the first try," I…

— John Green

“the bright, clipped voice that all nurses seem to share, like it’s part of their medical training.”

— Lauren Oliver

“Congratulations Danny. You're now the legal equivalent of a male nurse.”

— Brooke McKinley

“Qualities of a Good Nurse: Go," I said. "1.Doesn't put on your disabilities," Isaac said. "2.Gets blood on the first try." I said. "Seriosly,…

— John Green

“Do you want to speak to the man in charge—or the nurse who knows what’s going on?”

— Jack Canfield