"You don’t marry for love. What does love……" — Joan Rivers
"You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money."
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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