"On the Vanna White diet, you only eat…" — Joan Rivers
"On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell."
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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More Diet Quotes
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do?…
— Dave Attell
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I need protein from food rather than just protein supplements. I changed my diet.
— Travis Barker
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Once in a while, I'll slip and get off my vegan diet and have egg whites in the morning, that's…
— Travis Barker
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Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't…
— Bruce Barton
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I've realized that I'm more important than food is. I love a big slice of pizza, but I love myself…
— Valerie Bertinelli
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I like having my hair and face done, but I'm not going to lose weight because someone tells me to.…
— Adele
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It's never been an issue for me - I don't want to go on a diet, I don't want to…
— Adele
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I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super…
— Kristen Bell
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I always had to diet. I'm diabetic, so it's a lifestyle for me anyway just to stay healthy and not…
— Halle Berry
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I used to be hung up on my figure, but it's a waste of time. I don't believe in diets.…
— Sophie Ellis Bextor
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It's not a struggle to be on a diet. You feel lighter, and your spirit is lighter, too. But I…
— Juliette Binoche
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And I believe that the best buy in public health today must be a combination of regular physical exercise and…
— Julie Bishop
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