"I’m never without a bandage." — Joan Rivers
"I’m never without a bandage."
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Joan Rivers
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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More Bandage Quotes
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If I were personally to define religion, I would say that it is a bandage that man has invented to…
— Theodore Dreiser
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We say love is blind, and the figure of Cupid is drawn with a bandage around his eyes. Blind -…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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If a picture wasn't going very well I'd put a puppy dog in it, always a mongrel, you know, never…
— Norman Rockwell
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Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
— Jules Amedee Barbey d'Aurevilly
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You can accept or reject the way you are treated by other people, but until you heal the wounds of…
— Iyanla Vanzant
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Love is not really blind- the bandage is never so tight but that it can peep.
— Elbert Hubbard
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I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me. I took a girl to her debutante ball the…
— Wentworth Miller
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Each day millions of children arrive in American classrooms in search of more than reading and math skills. They are…
— Jim Trelease
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Structural work is only a bandage unless feelings have been healed.
— Arnold Mindell
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I could no longer afford to be jealous or unfriendly, because, as soon as I was, a bandage came down…
— Jacques Lusseyran
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If you really serious ’bout helpin’ somebody, crawl down in the ditch with ’em, bandage up their wounds, and stick…
— Denver Moore
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One reads the papers as one wants to with a bandage over one's eyes without trying to understand the facts,…
— Marcel Proust
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