"I was not an attractive child." — Joan Rivers

"I was not an attractive child."

— Joan Rivers

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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…

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Even in New York, there are a lot of very attractive girls pedaling around. That just happens to be one… — Paul Auster
Girls are more attractive to me than dresses. — David Bailey
The reason sport is attractive to many of the general public is that it's filled with reversals. What you think… — Roger Bannister
I didn't feel very attractive as a child and actually I wasn't. — Kate Beckinsale
I like looking nice, but I always put comfort over fashion. I don't find thin girls attractive; be happy and… — Adele
Nothing is cooler and more attractive than a big comeback, and that'll be me. — Steven Adler
Many moments in religion seem attractive to me even though I can't believe in any of it. — Alain de Botton
I don't have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when… — Anthony Bourdain
I definitely love women. They are more attractive to the naked eye. — Christina Aguilera
Wild men are so enormously attractive. — Jo Brand
One thing lots of Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug. This winds… — Jo Brand
You don't really see ugly people that are old, or a bit grotty and smelly, in the media. If a… — Jo Brand

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