"I could stop and live carefully but that's……" — Joan Rivers
"I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully."
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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More Carefully Quotes
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John Dalton's records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II bombing of Manchester. It is…
— Isaac Asimov
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We have to rethink our whole energy approach, which is hard to do because we're so dependent on oil, not…
— Margaret Atwood
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Everything that happens happens as it should, and if you observe carefully, you will find this to be so.
— Marcus Aurelius
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Chance is an element of life. What I try to do is study what I call the mechanics of reality…
— Paul Auster
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Your conscience is the measure of the honesty of your selfishness. Listen to it carefully.
— Richard Bach
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My truth - what I believe - is that there are no answers here and, if you are looking for…
— Javier Bardem
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I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am…
— Josh Billings
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When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his…
— Hugo Black
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Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness or misery.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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We must carefully examine change so that we are able to discard those aspects of change which would be detrimental…
— Alex Campbell
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You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only…
— Jonathan Carroll
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Reading about nature is fine, but if a person walks in the woods and listens carefully, he can learn more…
— George Washington Carver
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