"I am furious about everything." — Joan Rivers
"I am furious about everything."
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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What makes me furious, not just because we're in an interview, but I don't like when writers take your words…
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Scandal is an importunate wasp, against which we must make no movement unless we are quite sure that we can…
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I'm furious about the Women's Liberationists. They keep getting up on soap-boxes and proclaiming that women are brighter than men.…
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Fifty is a big corner to turn. It used to mean being put out to pasture, but it's the opposite…
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"Do you want my honest opinion?" People ask. I say, "Yes," for I'm curious. So they give me their honest…
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She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked.
— Evelyn Waugh
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The final words of a domestic bully: If you leave me now furious angels will descend upon you and bring…
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O braggart vile and damned furious wight!
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Fear no more the heat o' th' sun Nor the furious winters' rages; Thou thy worldly task hast done, Home…
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Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry…
— Joan Rivers
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He suddenly opened his eyes and looked at everyone in the room. It was a terrible gaze, mad or maybe…
— Svetlana Alliluyeva
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Always make it a goal to keep your conversations cordial. Sometimes that will not be possible. If a principled, charitable…
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