"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese……" — Joan Rivers
"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory."
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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More Chinese Quotes
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one of 872 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.
— Alec Baldwin
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I majored in Chinese. I was never really good at Chinese but I really, really benefited from having been exposed…
— Martha Beck
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Traditional Chinese art looked at the Earth from a Confucian mountain top; Japanese art looked closely around screens; Italian Renaissance…
— John Berger
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The Italians and Spanish, the Chinese and Vietnamese see food as part of a larger, more essential and pleasurable part…
— Anthony Bourdain
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We send missionaries to China so the Chinese can get to heaven, but we won't let them into our country.
— Pearl S. Buck
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Chinese are wise in comprehending without many words what is inevitable and inescapable and therefore only to be borne.
— Pearl S. Buck
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Nothing and no one can destroy the Chinese people. They are relentless survivors.
— Pearl S. Buck
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Absolutely the United States should lead in space, for the survival of the United States. It's inspiring for the next…
— Buzz Aldrin
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All the Chinese have to do is fly around the Moon and back, and they'll appear to have won the…
— Buzz Aldrin
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To send humans back to the moon would not be advancing. It would be more than 50 years after the…
— Buzz Aldrin
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We do see Gong Li, Zhang Ziyi and Chow Yun Fat, but it's very rare to see the Chinese male…
— Nicolas Cage
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We need the Chinese to - you know, spend more, save less - consume more and not be so focused…
— David Cameron
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