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• A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought… — Frank Abagnale
• Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they… — Richard Armour
• It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want… — Jane Austen
• Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain. — Jane Austen
• My husband and I had five biological children but we also have been raising 23 foster children. — Michele Bachmann
• I am proud of my husband, Marcus, the love of my life, and his Swiss heritage. Even though I have… — Michele Bachmann
• I would agree that President Carter didn't live up to the expectation we all had when he came in 1976.… — Michele Bachmann
• I'm not only a lawyer, I have a post doctorate degree in federal tax law from William and Mary. I… — Michele Bachmann
• Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could. — Abigail Adams
• A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the… — Honore de Balzac
• A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way. — Honore de Balzac
• The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. — Honore de Balzac

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