Housewife Quote by Joan Ellis

“I am a ginger tim. I am a boy racer. I am a housewife. I am a pain in the arse.”

— Joan Ellis

I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to…

— Harold Pinter

“Workdays are, I imagine, rather like learning to ice-skate Torvill and Dean’s The Bolero. They start and end easily enough; it’s the bit in…

— Fennel Hudson

“Ignorance might be bliss for the ignorant, but for the rest of us it's a right fucking pain in the arse :)”

— Ricky Gervais

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a delusional Housewife in possession of an audience must be in want of a ludicrous storyline.

— Carole Radziwill

What moved me, in the first instance, to attempt a work like this, was the discomfort and suffering which I had seen brought upon…

— Isabella Beeton

Fearless--the cobweb swings from the ceiling-- Indolent Housewife--in Daisies--lain!

— Emily Dickinson

If I'm following a traditional look, where I'm like, your traditional housewife, I'll put my hair in a bun and I'll follow all the…

— Porsha Stewart

Once upon a time I was riding on the top of a First Avenue bus, when I heard a mythical housewife say to another,…

— David Ogilvy

Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.

— Danny Kaye

The young man shivered. He rolled the stock themes of fantasy over in his mind: cars and stockbrokers and commuters, housewives and police, agony…

— Neil Gaiman

Being a housewife, makes women sick.It may therefore be that married women say they are happy because they are sick.To be happy in a…

— Jessie Bernard