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“Keisha, my love,” I said in my fey-est, gayest drawl, “your bum doesn’t just look big, it is big. No, I take that back. It’s enormous. Planets feel inferior beside it . Lesser bums are drawn into orbit around it. Last time it went dark, everyone said, Oh, is it an eclipse? And I told them, ‘No…” quote by JL Merrow
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““Keisha, my love,” I said in my fey-est, gayest drawl, “your bum doesn’t just look big, it is big. No, I take that back. It’s enormous. Planets feel inferior beside it . Lesser bums are drawn into orbit around it. Last time it went dark, everyone said, Oh, is it an eclipse? And I told them, ‘No, it’s Keisha’s bum blotting out the sun.’ I could compose odes to the size of your bum." Jude answering Keisha's question "Does my bum look big in this?" Merrow, JL (2013-04-09). Slam! (Kindle Locations 35-38).””

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Source Book: Slam! (Kindle Locations 35-38) by JL Merrow, 2013

A humorous, exaggerated compliment about a woman's butt, using cosmic metaphors for comedic effect.

In simple terms: Playful, over‑the‑top praise of a large butt.

Key Takeaway

Use humor responsibly.

Themes

humor body positivity exaggeration

Mood

playful lighthearted

Type

comedic satirical

When to use this quote

  • friendship banter
  • comedic writing
  • social media posts

Key Concepts

hyperbole flattery social interaction

Questions to Reflect On

  • Is the humor respectful?
  • How would the subject feel?
A Different Perspective

May be perceived as objectifying.

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