Last time Quote by JL Merrow
““Keisha, my love,” I said in my fey-est, gayest drawl, “your bum doesn’t just look big, it is big. No, I take that back. It’s enormous. Planets feel inferior beside it . Lesser bums are drawn into orbit around it. Last time it went dark, everyone said, Oh, is it an eclipse? And I told them, ‘No, it’s Keisha’s bum blotting out the sun.’ I could compose odes to the size of your bum." Jude answering Keisha's question "Does my bum look big in this?" Merrow, JL (2013-04-09). Slam! (Kindle Locations 35-38).””
About This Quote
Source Book: Slam! (Kindle Locations 35-38) by JL Merrow, 2013
A humorous, exaggerated compliment about a woman's butt, using cosmic metaphors for comedic effect.
In simple terms: Playful, over‑the‑top praise of a large butt.
Use humor responsibly.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- friendship banter
- comedic writing
- social media posts
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- Is the humor respectful?
- How would the subject feel?
May be perceived as objectifying.