Dogs Quote by Jimmy Kimmel Download Open image “How is it possible that no one has invented a puppy that stays a puppy?” — Jimmy Kimmel ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dogs
Puppies are constantly inventing new ways to be bad. It's fascinating. You come into a room they've been in and see pieces of debris… — Julie Klam Copy Share Image
Puppies and kids naturally go together, but it's up to the adults to teach them how to do it the right way. — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
Ugh, puppy mills. These commercial breeding facilities are horrendous. The animals are kept in tiny wire cages, with little to no human interaction throughout their lives. They are rarely, if ever, seen medically and are forced to breed over and over again and watch as their babies are taken away from them and sold to pet stores. It is a… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother and theyll settle for a puppy every time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Not untill the little dog learns to do what the big dog does, it remains a puppy. — Dr Jankada Copy Share Image
Training a puppy is like raising a child. Every single interaction is a training opportunity. — Ian Dunbar Copy Share Image
I've always loved dogs and have had one since I was three. We bought her from a kid selling puppies out of a cardboard… — Bob Peterson Copy Share Image
“Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get marries, essentially what you're saying is 'I will never touch another woman… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
Hurricane Katrina has been particularly hard on President Bush, who was forced to end his vacation two days early. He was supposed to be… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
At the Emmys, you've got a bunch of people who are used to being on TV on TV. You don't have that at the… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
I don't want to ruin it for you, but at the end, Voldemort kills Harry with a fairly vivious atomic wedgie. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
When I was on the radio, I used to be able to go a lot farther than I can now. You don't really remember… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
I know a lot of people want to buy puppies, but adopting a dog who needs a home is doing something good. — Manu Ginobili Copy Share Image
Mr. Peabody is this genetic anomaly. He does have brothers and sisters, all of them non-speaking, not super-smart dogs. He's an outcast, but has… — Rob Minkoff Copy Share Image
I joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood. — Waka Flocka Flame Copy Share Image
I think if you look all across the country, the so-called Blue Dogs are all gone to kennel. There are no more Blue Dogs,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Where are the ethical concerns, that so many people called animal lovers invoke, when you steal the children of wild dog mothers and other family members from right before their eyes? Do ethics always refer only to what people think appropriate for purely subjective reasons? Ultimately, our long-term research resulted in a very sad picture: With the exception of the… — Günther Bloch Copy Share
It's pretty rare for them to not be in our fridge, I have usually a good supply of all-beef hot dogs. — Joey Chestnut Copy Share Image
“Lebedev: France has a clear and defined policy... The French know what they want. They just want to wipe out the Krauts, finish, but… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I made a wedding planning book and a whole double page is dedicated to the dogs. — Stacey Solomon Copy Share Image
Cannes is a sort of gladiators' arena, and that's the fun part of it. When you accept to come here to open the festival,… — Olivier Dahan Copy Share Image