"The Senate has passed a new bill that……" — Jimmy Fallon
"The Senate has passed a new bill that requires TV stations to lower the volume level on commercials. This is great, a hundred of the most powerful people in the nation have managed to do the same thing my remote does."
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118 Quotes by Jimmy Fallon
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Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why…
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Listening is more important than talking.
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God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd.
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When you have a baby, sleep is not an option. You can't sleep. Even on vacation, you wake up at…
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...Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me.
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I didn't think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby.…
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I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm…
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In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares…
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Live your life by doing activities that are beneficial
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Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will…
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There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family.
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It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.
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