Note to self Quote by Jessica Martinez
““So we have a deal,” she says. “We have a deal.” I take my right hand off the steering wheel, spit in my palm, and hold it out. “Shake on it.” The smile disappears, and she shrinks back toward the window. “Absolutely not.” “Don’t be a wuss. Just spit in your hand and shake.” “You’re disgusting.” “It’s like signing a contract. We made a deal; now we swap spit.” “It’s nothing like signing a contract.” “There are other ways to swap spit. Do you want me to pull over so we can make out instead?” She spits in her hand, takes mine, and shakes it firmly. “Note to self,” I mutter. “Threatening to kiss the fiancée yields immediate submission to my will.” “Ha,” she says, and wipes our spit on my shorts. “Gross. ””
About This Quote
Source Short story excerpt: Unknown publication, 2022
A tense interaction uses absurdity and bodily exchange to explore power dynamics and consent.
In simple terms: Power play through a bizarre handshake.
Key Takeaway
Recognize and respect boundaries.
Themes
power
consent
absurdity
interpersonal dynamics
humor
Mood
dark
ironic
provocative
Type
dialogue
satirical
reflective
When to use this quote
- dating
- conflict resolution
- personal interaction
- social rituals
Key Concepts
social contract
boundary negotiation
psychology
Questions to Reflect On
- When does a joke become disrespectful?
- How do you assert consent in awkward situations?
A Different Perspective
Humor can mask underlying coercion, making consent unclear.
