Dad Quote by Jesse Andrews

James Joyce actually is rewarding you in all of these incredible ways.

— Jesse Andrews

“We used to be pretty good friends, but fourteen-year-old girls are psychotic.”

— Jesse Andrews

“I entered Excessive Modesty Mode. Nothing is stupider and more ineffective than Excessive Modesty Mode. It is a mode in which you show that…

— Jesse Andrews

I was trained in jazz, which I love.

— Jesse Andrews

As a teenager, I didn't read a ton of teen fiction, and now I feel like I wish that I had.

— Jesse Andrews

“When you convert a good book to a film. stupid things happen”

— Jesse Andrews

I started playing music around 13 or 14, played jazz in high school, and played other stuff in college. After college, I tried to…

— Jesse Andrews

“this book probably makes it seem as if I hate myself and everything I do. I mostly just hate every person I've ever *been*…

— Jesse Andrews

As a teenager, I was undeveloped and out of touch. The arts was another arena in which to do combat and challenge myself. I…

— Jesse Andrews

“It's like when a kitten tries to bite something to death. The kitten clearly has the cold-blooded murderous instinct of a predator, but at…

— Jesse Andrews

“The sentence should be: “I was pleasantly surprised when the first day of senior year did not make me want to freak out and…

— Jesse Andrews

“But the hardest is watching your son watching his friend die.”

— Jesse Andrews