Quote by Jersey Shore Download Open image “If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation” — Jersey Shore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Never call a girl fat. You never know how far she'll go to be the opposite. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never call a girl fat you don't know how far she'll go to prove you wrong. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's fat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The real me now may not be thin but she's got the cake and, if she likes, can eat it too. — Arabella Weir Copy Share Image
Who would have thought that the girl who was forced to go to the hospital because she's so skinny would one day be called… — Tyra Banks Copy Share Image
It only takes a second to call a girl fat and she'll take a life time starving herself. — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never smiles. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or something. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need a 2-thousand voltage. -Deena — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
