Quote by Jersey Shore Download Open image “Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.” — Jersey Shore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl. — Cheshire Cat Copy Share Image
I don't do the Mohawk thing. I thought about it and said, 'Nah. I'm too cute for the Mohawk.' — Mase Copy Share
My spiked hair goes back about 15 years ago. I had long, curly rocker hair then. The woman who cuts my hair thought I… — Guy Fieri Copy Share Image
A bald head pussy ain't shit, got them razor bumps bitch, grow some hair and get legit! — Pimp C Copy Share Image
If you gonna wear the mohawk, you stick with it. You don't just be dibby-dabbing. You make up your mind. — Mr. T Copy Share Image
It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never smiles. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or something. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need a 2-thousand voltage. -Deena — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image