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• Technology gives us the facilities that lessen the barriers of time and distance - the telegraph and cable, the telephone,… — Emily Greene Balch
• A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars.… — Lewis Black
• Everybody's got cable. — Lewis Black
• It's not like Alaska isn't wilderness - it mostly is. But most Alaskans don't live in the wild. They live… — Tom Bodett
• The major networks, the cable networks, they're being prosecutors. They're judges and jurors and executioners. Well, c'mon, that's ridiculous. But… — Ray Bradbury
• All of the people who are using their BlackBerries or their iPhones, Facebook, all of the people who are sitting… — Tony Abbott
• Cable penetrates 70 percent of American audiences now. — Tom Brokaw
• No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread. — Robert Burton
• Television, cable, features are always out there. — Kyle Chandler
• There's certain things that you can do on cable that you can't do here on network TV, so then you… — Josh Charles
• If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to… — Dave Barry
• Yeah, I've done Jim Breuer's radio show a couple times, and I heard from Larry the Cable Guy when I… — Billy Gardell

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