Jerry Springer Quotes

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• You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress.
• You fight to defend a lover, not to win one. If you do, it isn't love.
• With a face like mine, I do better in print.
• Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.
• My campaign is based upon the proposition that the answers to the problems which currently plague our cities, our towns, and our homes, are not…
• I create this persona for the show. And that's what it is. I'm an act.
• The overarching issue, as I see it, is the elitism of America's political system; the fact that regular, ordinary Americans aren't considered in policy debates…
• I'm not conflicted. Because I know. There's me, and there's the show.
• Somewhere in the land, a monster lurked.
• It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.
• [Invading Iraq] would create generations that hated the USA.
• To go from politics to news, at least the subject matter is the same, even if the view is different.
• I'm liberal, but I watch the three majors. Obviously I watch MSNBC, also CNN and Fox, which is what I would call ridiculously to the…
• I'm a happy guy, but if I'm in a rare dark mood, I won't go out because I don't want to be horrible to people.
• I knew early on that I would do politics, but I would never make a living at it. I would do something else.
• I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.
• We are all born as empty vessels which can be shaped by moral values.
• No one would have picked me out in high school and said, 'This guy is going to be in show business.' I don't have any…
• When I was first on 'Dancing With The Stars', people were really shocked and surprised.
• I treat politics kind of like my religion. It's something I believe in, but I don't want to have to make a living at it,…

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