Jerry Springer Quotes

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• I don't live in Hollywood. I don't have celebrities as friends. I like them, but I don't pal around with them. I just live in…
• I watch sports and cable news. I'm a political junkie, so that's my interest.
• My guess is more reporters probably vote Democrat than Republican - just because I think reporters are smart.
• We can't just have mainstream behavior on television in a free society, we have to make sure we see the whole panorama of human behavior.
• Take care of yourselves, and each other
• Obviously I wanted to be a bus driver - and I still do. If only I could get a part time job.
• It's hard thinking about Iraq at night when I'm dancing with transvestites in the afternoon.
• All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making someone else's life better.
• If you can't be committed to another person, at least be committed to the concept of character and don't cheat.
• It's hard to face, but the fact is no one gets stolen away from you who doesn't want to be.
• Revealing the truth about yourself may cause you to lose the person you want, but if you want him to love you, you surely want…
• Relationships can survive infidelity, but only if the cheating partner feels as badly about it as the one he or she cheated on. In other…
• If he cheats on you, you don't have to leave, but make sure he wants to stay as much as you do.
• If you want to have a relationship that works, the person that you are after has to want you as much as you want them.…
• If your lover is looking elsewhere, it's probably not meant to be. Love is best and real, and in a sense destined, when working at…
• The problem with love is that though we get to choose who we love, we don't get to choose who loves us back.
• I said when I started the show that I am committed to making this radio program work, not only because I enjoy it, but because…
• I don't believe in making fun of other religions or in saying things that could be insensitive to other people's religions.
• It is hard to sit in the theatre and have people turning round and looking at you.
• We don't want this moment to end, so cover us in chocolate and throw us to the lesbians.

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