Quote by Jerry Orange

“If you are paying someone to motivate you (seriously), you should rather pay to a psychiatrist.”

— Anupam S Shlok

If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow…

— Lewis Black

“The thing about this job is people go to psychiatrists and pay them $60, $70 an hour to tell them all their screwed-up fantasies,…

— Stephen King

“After a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone.”

— Larry Brown

“You keep saying that and I keep suggesting a psychiatrist. Maybe it's time you take my advice.”

— Jocelyn Adams

“If I had a dollar for every time I felt more emotion for a fictional character than people in real life, I could pay…

— pintrest

“Psychiatrists do not nag. We’re licensed to tell you the best way to live your life. You people just refuse to listen.”

— Jana Deleon

It always amazes me when people go rent horses and ride them. You mean you want me to pay you to ride a horse?

— William Lucking

“I've been riding horses since I was eight. I've never ridden well. Still, there's nothing I'd rather do.”

— Patricia Volk

“We all like to think that we are important enough to need psychiatrists.”

— Sylvia Plath

“A woman who dreams of a good home with a man who holds for her only a poor love is putting a $50 saddle…

— Nancy E. Turner

Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head.

— Christopher Titus