Audience Quote by Jerry Lewis

Marriage is the result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue.

— Jerry Lewis

Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

— Jerry Lewis

When I hit around 65, 66, I started to feel tremendous worth and incredible personal esteem. I was becoming very cognisant of my contribution…

— Jerry Lewis

People say, "How would you like to be remembered?" I don't want to be remembered. Gimme a break. What I want is to hear…

— Jerry Lewis

I think it has helped that I am so curious about what has been happening to me and that I have enjoyed watching the…

— Jerry Lewis

I'm really, basically, nine, and I've always been that. I've never, ever allowed the child within me to die.

— Jerry Lewis

I would not want to do one-episode television - that's just a brief encounter with your audience. The arc takes the actor into an…

— Jerry Lewis

I don't talk about anything negative.

— Jerry Lewis

This is the pain pacemaker. I've got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where…

— Jerry Lewis

When you are debilitated, and you're very depressed, and you believe there's no hope, you cannot get a better potpourri of down.

— Jerry Lewis

I'm always thinking about future projects and at the same time trying to finish the project you're in the middle off.

— Jerry Lewis

A lot of people resent that I've been in someone's life for 50 years. Why shouldn't people have an affection for me and what…

— Jerry Lewis