"Roger left for work on Friday morning. Friday……" — Jeromy Shingongo
"Roger left for work on Friday morning. Friday was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay packet. Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was confronted by his angry wife, Martha who castigated Roger for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger, 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?' Roger replied grimly, 'That would be fine with me.' Monday went by and he didn't see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. By the Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough so that Roger could see Martha a little out of the corner of his left eye."
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64 Quotes by Jeromy Shingongo
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