"I'm not capable of having an affair. You……" — Jeremy Clarkson
"I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable."
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85 Quotes by Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson has 85 quotes on this site.
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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your…
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Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices.…
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Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no…
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The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all…
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This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
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Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of…
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I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on…
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Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery…
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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
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Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are…
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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's…
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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More Affair Quotes
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The more dubious and uncertain an instrument violence has become in international relations, the more it has gained in reputation…
— Hannah Arendt
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The proportion between the velocity with which men or animals move, and the weights they carry, is a matter of…
— Charles Babbage
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The humanitarian would, of course, have us meddle in foreign affairs as part of his program of world service.
— Irving Babbitt
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Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane.
— Honore de Balzac
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I wanted to be a neurologist. That seemed to be the most difficult, most intriguing, and the most important aspect…
— Roger Bannister
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Do not measure your loss by itself; if you do, it will seem intolerable; but if you will take all…
— Saint Basil
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Happiness includes chiefly the idea of satisfaction after full honest effort. No one can possibly be satisfied and no one…
— Arnold Bennett
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I started my music career at 18 and for a long while I let other people handle my affairs.
— Sophie Ellis Bextor
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
— Ambrose Bierce
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A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Alas for the affairs of men! When they are fortunate you might compare them to a shadow; and if they…
— Aeschylus
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