Rain Quote by Jenny O'Connell

“Your penis will not shrivel up and die if you admit you want an umbrella instead of standing in the rain acting like a little water never hurt anyone. It's an unbrella, not a purse.” quote by Jenny O'Connell — Download Open image

““Your penis will not shrivel up and die if you admit you want an umbrella instead of standing in the rain acting like a little water never hurt anyone. It's an unbrella, not a purse.””

Jenny O'Connell

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (9 ratings)

Rain Standing in the rain

More by Jenny O'Connell

“It wasn't like I was expecting Senior year to be some amazing experience. If anything, I was prepared for it to be pretty much…

Jenny O'Connell

Image

“My parents were consistently inconsistent.”

Jenny O'Connell

Image

“maybe it's not about having a plan, or even a plan B. Maybe it's about seeing where life takes you and learning to enjoy…

Jenny O'Connell

Image

“I knew he was a prick, but a part of me wanted to hear what he'd say, to hear him say how sorry he…

Jenny O'Connell

Image

“People can have nicknames. Body parts should not.”

Jenny O'Connell

Image

“Do not blame my tone of voice, my lack of patience, or my bad mood on PMS. It's not my period that's my problem.”

Jenny O'Connell

Image

“I guess relationships are just funny like that. It's impossible to figure out why some work out and others don't. Why someone can be…

Jenny O'Connell

Image

“Sometimes change was good. Sometimes it was even exactly what you needed.”

Jenny O'Connell

Image

“How was it possible to hate him so much and still need him so much at the same time?”

Jenny O'Connell

Image

[H]iding how you really feel and trying to make everyone happy doesn't make you nice, it just makes you a liar.

Jenny O'Connell

Image

“Reed: "What's up?" Vanessa: "There must be an accident or something." Reed: "I'm the accident." Vanessa: "I couldn't agree more." Reed: "What I meant…

Jenny O'Connell