Quote by Jennifer Turner

“You were expecting to see Drake Junior?" He clucked his tongue at her. "You haven't even bought me dinner yet.”

— Jennifer Turner

“Even though my finger will probably get all infected now and swell up like a bloated corpse, I want you to know that I'll…

— Jennifer Turner

“I like to think it's a nice trade off for wanting to kill everything. And, I do suck...but only for you and only if…

— Jennifer Turner

“His gaze fell to her lips then lingered on her neck. "As you so invitingly put it, I'd be too busy chewing on people."…

— Jennifer Turner

“I’m not interested in any other man’s G-string. In fact,” she slipped her hands down the back of his pants and squeezed his tight,…

— Jennifer Turner

“Dude, the whole Drake coming out of the closet routine is getting old. Get some new material. ~ Drake”

— Jennifer Turner

“No! Don’t feed it. It’ll never leave! ~ Odin”

— Jennifer Turner

“You brought one home that can still talk? ~ Odin”

— jennifer turner

“Damn, you kill a few people here and there and suddenly everyone thinks you're a trouble maker." ~Drake”

— Jennifer Turner

“There's a moment when you realise all your worst fears have come true. When the fat girl stuffing her face in the corner finally…

— Jennifer Turner

“testosterone driven penile fever”

— Jennifer Turner

“She smoothed the long sleeve of her tight, orange t-shirt. “What? You’ve never seen a woman wear more than one shirt before?” Odin’s mouth…

— Jennifer Turner