Computers Quote by Jennifer Ashton

I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.

— Tracy Morgan

Here's to the kids who can't go a day without talking to that one person.

— Anonymous

Stand up ultimately becomes a comfort zone, doesn't it? And even though people think it's brave and all that, it just becomes a regular…

— Chris McCausland

Most stand-up is incredibly boring. It's time for people to do something else.

— Julian Barratt

The thing about stand-up is that it's so easy. You just show up and talk. But you can get lazy doing that.

— Jimmy Dore

If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday,…

— Patton Oswalt

I've been doing stand-up since I was 19. There have been times I've had to step away because of my schedule, but now I'm…

— Bobby Bones

Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.

— Chris Rock

My main concern is my kids. And I don't want them to see or hear anything on TV that I didn't discuss with them.

— Kate Gosselin

Parents are tired of being ignored when it comes to their children's education.

— Mark Robinson

Stand-up is still my job. That is the thing I wanted to get into when I was 21. You cannot beat the immediacy of…

— Jon Richardson

No matter the circumstances, teachers show up each day ready to give their students every opportunity possible, and they never give up.

— Charles Best