Allies Quote by Jennifer Armintrout

If I venture into the water in a bikini, the sight of my melanin-deficient Michigan belly might attract beluga whales. Sure, I could secretly…

— Jennifer Armintrout

Its far easier to brush off death if the death in question seems impossible or improbable as a personal threat.

— Jennifer Armintrout

Occasionally, the horrors of life in North Korea do show up in our American satire.

— Jennifer Armintrout

Because Melissa McCarthy actually is a fat woman, she isnt allowed to make brash statements about body acceptance. She has to apologize for her…

— Jennifer Armintrout

Every child deserves to see themselves in stories they can enjoy, but it isn't the place of white people to decide how and why…

— Jennifer Armintrout

I have to go. I have a finite amount of life left and I don't want to spend it arguing with you.

— Jennifer Armintrout

It was the damnedest thing, life. Once you decide exactly how things are going to go, something or someone comes along and messes it…

— Jennifer Armintrout

“You know, there comes a time in everyone's life when they have to carefully examine the goals they've set for themselves. When they have…

— Jennifer Armintrout

“I glanced down at the dumbbel and pictures it flying across the room- at his face. But it was sch a nice face, andI'd…

— Jennifer Armintrout

I'd never been a good damsel in distress. I was a "hands-on" damsel.

— Jennifer Armintrout

“What?” I whined, and tried to push his hands away. He cursed and gripped me tighter. “Wake up!” he yelled. When I didn’t, he…

— Jennifer Armintrout

Social media reactions to celebrity death have taken on a predictable pattern: an outpouring of shock with expressions of grief, followed by a ghoulish…

— Jennifer Armintrout