Adorable Quote by Jenn Bennett

“A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket.”

— Groucho Marx

“So, then why am I your son?" "Because Mom and I made love, and one of my sperm fertilized one of her eggs." "Excuse…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“What? They're funny." "They're childish." "Too much maturity makes you old before your time." "No matter how old I get, I'll always be younger…

— Moira J. Moore

“Is that a cell phone in your pocket,” I whisper up at him, “or did I misplace my vibrator?”

— Lexi Ryan

“I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and…

— T.S. Krupa

“I'm a thirty-six-year-old man, and I almost came in my pants.”

— Jasinda Wilder

“Your age doesn't matter," said The Big Guy, which was spoken like someone who had never fucked an old lady. I am not suggesting…

— Joe R. Lansdale

“My brother threw up his hands. "What does a woman need to do, Harry? Rip her clothes off, throw herself on top of you,…

— Jim Butcher

“than anyone in the country.” I didn’t care how many deals Grandpa cooked up. He was still the best grandpa in the whole wide…

— Wilson Rawls

“Careful old-timer, your age is showing.” “Hey, I’m only thirty-two. I’m in my prime, woman!” She harrumphed. “Well, I’m a mere twenty-five and you’re…

— Anne Rainey

“You remind me of myself.” “Thank you, sir.” “I was a dick at that age too . . .”

— Larry Correia

“It's funny, I don't feel any older than I did when I was twenty. But I know I am, because recently some twenty-year-old called…

— John Van Epp