Funny Quote by Jeffrey Sarpong Download Open image “Who invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference!” — Jeffrey Sarpong ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“His very first story, he told me as he was dying, was set in Camelot, the court of King Arthur in Britain: Merlin the… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“In the legend of Camelot, King Arthur gave consideration as to how his knights might be positioned spatially to impart a message of power… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
“But I am a knight of the Round Table," he protested, weakly. "I am a protector of the realm, a slayer of evil, I… — Tanya Huff Copy Share Image
Anglo-Saxon barbarians. Arthur should have been made a Knight — William W. Johnstone Copy Share Image
Growing up in England, I was constantly surrounded by the Arthurian legend. — Jamie Campbell Bower Copy Share Image
Pretty much every society, every culture in the world has some version of the Arthur legend, so everybody knows it; certainly in the western… — Neil Marshall Copy Share Image
As to whether the people who were supposedly to put up the money and did put it up or whether it was Arthur's own… — Peter Porter Copy Share Image
Yet, there was once a king worthy of that name. That king was Arthur. It is paramount disgrace of this evil generation that the… — Stephen R. Lawhead Copy Share Image
Ever since I was a kid, I've always been fascinated by the Arthurian Legend, and, you know, the notion of nobility in battle and… — Matt Frewer Copy Share Image
King Arthur was one of my heroes - I played with a trash can lid for a knightly shield and my uncle's cane for… — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have… — Jeffrey Sarpong Copy Share Image
Love is about taking risks. You'll never know what's going to happen next unless you're brave enough to face whatever it brings after all… — Jeffrey Sarpong Copy Share Image
I never knew u were gonna break up this way ,even though u told me I was the greatest luv of all ,after u… — Jeffrey Sarpong Copy Share Image
Baby,boy A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh! The… — Jeffrey Sarpong Copy Share Image
Friends forever , friends for life ,this is what we tell our loved ones and for me friendship rules the world — Jeffrey Sarpong Copy Share Image
Girl ; Dad, what's better ? To pass or to fail ? Dad ; To pass obviously Girl ; OH GOOD, you'll be proud… — Jeffrey Sarpong Copy Share Image
Friends are forever ,but how we both feel for each other is what we dont know.I promise to be faithful and loyal to u — Jeffrey Sarpong Copy Share Image
So Kim and Kanye called their child North West That's like Alicia keys calling her son Car Keys it's just not the done thing — Jeffrey Sarpong Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
