Quote by Jeff Ross Download Open image “Could your original face have been that much worse than that clown mask youve had welded on?” — Jeff Ross ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
A man once tried to rip my face off because he thought it was a mask. — Adam Pearson Copy Share Image
The masks were more of a representation of what you wanted to present as yourself. — Shawn Crahan Copy Share Image
Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The truth was only another mask, even if it was the best fit, the closest to skin and all that lay beneath — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's not the PEOPLE that changed It's their MASK that fell off. — Samira Ferreira Copy Share Image
Are we not like the actor of old times, who wore his mask so long his face took its likeness? — Letitia Elizabeth Landon Copy Share Image
At first it was a bit strange and daunting to have to wear a mask, but afterwards I came to enjoy it. In warm conditions, though, it started to slip off my face. Other times they used this double-sided sticky tape, and I literally couldn't get it off my face. I would feel like I was ripping my face off… — Gerard Butler Copy Share
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
You cultural sodomite. You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which explains your connection to Hasselhoff. I guess you like to hang around guys… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Some people say Larry the Cable Guys only successful because hes pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting peoples racist… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill? — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
