Diary Quote by Jeff Kinney Download Open image ““Zoo-Wee Mama!”” — Jeff Kinney ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Diary Humor Person Stick
Yo mama is so hairy, she went to the zoo and the zookeeper said, Hey! We got a loose gorilla! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's a circus out there, mama and your baby's got the sideshow blues.” — Todd Snider Copy Share Image
“Mama wasn’t Mama anymore, she was Mother, usually followed by a “pallease!” — Katherine Allred Copy Share Image
“Best mama in the world, and I’m the lucky bastard who knocked her up.” — Nicole Jacquelyn Copy Share Image
“I bought a zoo, which is funny, because I own the very place that should own me.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Kids can sniff out when they are being preached to, and they don't like it. So while my books aren't amoral, they are not… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
In middle school, I started to draw, and my pencil sketches were huge. They were these 4ft by 3ft drawings, and I got a… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
“There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
I work in the house next to where I live. We bought a smaller house that I use as my office and the place… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
Many of Judy Blume's books - which I devoured when I was growing up and where I found characters that were believable because they… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
I had a very normal, very typical American childhood. My father worked for the government at the Pentagon and my mother was an educator,… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations. — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
“What a vast fertility of pleasure books hold for me! (...) I think I could happily live here & read forever.” — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“The platonic love I feel for my cousin, made me write this diary ...” Leione” — Pet Torres Copy Share Image
I'm so open to different things. The only thing I'd say is I've set the bar pretty high in terms of good female roles… — Bel Powley Copy Share Image
I'm never without my personalised Anya Hindmarch diary - I keep my schedule online, too, but my diary is always in my bag. It's… — Aerin Lauder Copy Share Image
I keep a diary because I love this writer, David Sedaris, and he writes a lot about his diary, and he inspired me to… — Maya Hawke Copy Share Image
“What will become of me? I do not know where am I going or what tomorrow will bring.” — Hélène Berr Copy Share Image
“I use my friends rather as giglamps : There's another field I see: by your light. Over there's a hill. I widen my landscape.” — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
My schedule goes: wake up, running, exercise, downstairs, running shoes off, then to the shower. That's the Jackie Chan diary. — Jackie Chan Copy Share Image
“Dear Diary, We flew to the other side of the world, and I never stopped holding you close to my chest. You were empty… — Diane René Christian Copy Share Image
The events of the day's march are now becoming so dreary and dispiriting that one longs to forget them when we camp; it is… — Robert Falcon Scott Copy Share Image
The-Dream was like my diary. I would sit there and talk his ear off about all my guy situations; he would just turn my… — Justine Skye Copy Share Image
