He Quote by Jay-Z

What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh,…

— Larry the Cable Guy

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

— Harland Williams

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or…

— Cecily Strong

When someone like me, who is in the entertainment industry, which is a huge falsity of its own, tries to talk outwardly about politics,…

— Lauren Jauregui

I've seen shows where comedians cracked about someone not clapping, then realized they've only got one hand, or joked about someone wearing sunglasses inside,…

— Nate Bargatze

I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.

— Steven Wright

I'm generally a fairly shy, withheld person. But when I get onstage, I get a bit mad.

— Jacob Anderson

Bill Clinton and I are friends; we see each other on the speaking circuit. He likes to be visible. I don't. And I draw…

— George W. Bush

People like to clap back at the people who speak out most.

— Ariel Winter

No one understands me better and no one can make me laugh the way Bill does. Even after all these years, he is still…

— Hillary Clinton

In the time it takes to heat a TV dinner, Clinton had convinced me that he was the smartest person in the room and…

— Ron Fournier

If you walk into a room and one hundred people say, 'You are a lovely, beautiful person', who isn't going to be affected by…

— Joaquin Phoenix