Ex - boyfriend Quote by Jasper Fforde Download Open image “I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.” — Jasper Fforde ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ex - boyfriend Exes Lasts
I don't collect anything. I collect people, I think. I'm very social and I like seeing a lot of people. — Victor Garber Copy Share Image
I count my friends in my life by the people who are there when you need them. — Matt Rhule Copy Share Image
I honestly haven't done all that counting. It always feels new and a wonderful honor to receive these things. It's a fresh feeling. — John Williams Copy Share Image
I have a great husband and a great group of friends who I can count on. — Sarah Drew Copy Share Image
I may not have a relationship with a so-called BOYFRIEND right now but I'm super blEssed with so-called FRIENDS & I think dat counts . . . .. — IMynatot Copy Share Image
I've had, like, four long-term boyfriends. I tend to be in relationships for long periods of time. — Rose McGowan Copy Share Image
Palindrome as well. My sister's name is Hannah. Father liked word games. He was fourteen times World Scrabble Champion. When he died, we buried… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Our own dimension was coded ID-11 and was the only League member with diphtheria, David Hasselhoff and the French, which amused the rest of… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all. — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and ampersands; the air was heav'y with th'em&.” — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
After all, reading is arguably a far more creative and imaginative process than writing; when the reader creates emotion in their head, or the… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Sometimes your destiny takes you to dark places where you'd rather not be, but destiny, as they say, is destiny.” — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Whoever controls the supply of metaphor controls fiction! . . . Metaphor should be controlled. A glut on the market would make fiction overtly… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“A sloppy half-Windsor is the first symptom of serial indolence' she replied in the patronizing voice that Yellows reserved for Rule-breakers, 'and ignoring the… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
The universe always moves from an ordered state to a disordered one; that a glass may fall to the ground and shatter yet you… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
An ex is an ex for a reason, they are an EXample of what you don't want in your future. — Alexia Copy Share Image
Ex boyfriends, are like an old pair of shoes. You know that you don't need them anymore but you don't have the heart to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't dwell on the memories you lost, but to smile on the ones you create. — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
Dear Ex, someday I will catch myself smiling because my life is better without you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listening to country music alone in your car is a guaranteed way to make sure you think about every ex you've ever had. Ever... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
RIP to all my exs, the funeral will be held at Never Again Baptist Church located across from The Lies You've Told Cemetery on… — Kiana JWilson Copy Share Image
Im done with tears. I'm wiping my eyes. If he doesnt care then why the hell should I? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder what makes you keep running back to me, but when I take you back, you keep hurting me. You have promised… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
