Beard Quote by Jason Mantzoukas Download Open image “There are girls who find the giant beard 'gross' and 'creepy.' I know because they tell me.” — Jason Mantzoukas ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beard Creepy Find Tell Who
Everybody's got a story on their beards. I guess it's just a way of finding common ground with people you otherwise might not know. — Chris Stapleton Copy Share Image
It's usually my mom who gets on me about my facial hair. I can't grow a good mustache, so I guess it's just a… — Andrew Luck Copy Share Image
Even if guys don't admit it, we definitely check out other guys' beards. — Jason Kelce Copy Share Image
“Heaven help us! The girls have only to turn the tables,and say of one of their own sex,'She is as vain as a man,'… — Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
I'm aware of this bearded lady being something that is not really common. — Conchita Wurst Copy Share Image
Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
I used to do that routine about my daughter being a hippy with the dirty sneakers and dirty blue jeans, but why a beard?… — Jean Carroll Copy Share Image
I always liken myself to the bearded lady. Because I'm an actress turned musician, a woman doing male-dominated rock & roll... I'm the oddity… — Juliette Lewis Copy Share Image
Maybe it's just my improv and sketch background, but I'm a lot more comfortable in a group. I like sharing focus and populating an… — Jason Mantzoukas Copy Share Image
At a certain point, I had to be like, 'I will not do any more auditions with a Middle Eastern accent.' — Jason Mantzoukas Copy Share Image
I was funny in a way that was not dissing the teacher; I was funny just to be funny. A real charmer with a… — Jason Mantzoukas Copy Share Image
Having a giant beard really distracts people from noticing you're barely keeping it together emotionally. — Jason Mantzoukas Copy Share Image
People know my background and for people who need an improviser, I'm one of the people they think to use if I'm appropriate for… — Jason Mantzoukas Copy Share Image
I was in band that played mostly covers for a while, and the bands that we would cover were, like, the alternative rock bands… — Jason Mantzoukas Copy Share Image
There are the class clowns that are disruptive and the kids laugh and you earn the teacher's disdain, I was the kind of class… — Jason Mantzoukas Copy Share Image
When I was a child, I was referred to as the Danny Kaye of the family, because I was always impersonating and mimicking people.… — Jason Mantzoukas Copy Share Image
It's always nice when people discover I'm a normal person and not, because of my appearance, a half-crazed lunatic who may stab them with… — Jason Mantzoukas Copy Share Image
I've numerous times heard mothers in stores tell their children not to go near me. — Jason Mantzoukas Copy Share Image
A beard is something that is almost like a mirror to the viewer. When someone sees you wearing a beard, they're seeing something in… — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
The barman sidled toward them out of a back room. He was a grump-looking old man with a great deal of a long gray… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was born with a beard. We're quite hairy down in Latin America. We don't have to use sponges when we wash dishes. We… — Devendra Banhart Copy Share Image
“beard framing a face that had started to show his age, weathered and lined from years” — Richard Allibone Copy Share Image
If I can play, and change the mind of one person about being a Muslim player and having a beard, then I'll feel as… — Moeen Ali Copy Share Image
“Pride is like a beard. It is just keeps growing; the solution?- Shave it every day.” — George Ong Copy Share Image
“I have no idea why this is. I’m sure somebody with a beard and too much time on their hands would say it has… — Nick Spalding Copy Share Image
They were bullyin' him, Hermione, 'cause he's so small!" said Hagrid. "Small?" said Hermione. "Small?" "Hermione, I couldn't leave him," said Hagrid, tears now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.” — The Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt;… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image