After Quote by Jason Aldean

When I was a kid I got busted for throwing a rock through a car window and egging a house on halloween.

— Gavin DeGraw

I was at a party in Alexandra Palace tobogganing on the ski slope, got whiplashed at 40mph, put my hands out to balance myself,…

— Dave Clark

Then came nights when, lying awake beside my final wife, I would spend too much time putting my finger on what was wrong. I…

— Gary Lutz

The piercing I did to my ear.

— Jasmine Laura

From my mother's sleep I fell into the State, And I hunched in its belly till my wet fur froze. Six miles from earth,…

— Randall Jarrell

The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the…

— Jon Stewart

In my 20s, I was body surfing in Spain and the current dragged me out. I was waving at my friends who thought I…

— Ainsley Harriott

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed…

— Emo Philips

I broke my left arm when I was 8, at a friend's house, when we were jumping off a balcony and throwing down dunks.

— Josh Rosen

When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn't take me to the doctor, he used me as a night…

— Les Dawson

I sat on the piano bench next to my mother in church. Something happened before I set foot on this planet. I was crawling…

— Al Jarreau

My father being a Caribbean minister, one day I stole the radio. The radio that I stole, I took it to school, showing off…

— Wyclef Jean