Quote by Jane Buckingham

“Home alone with a wakeful newborn, I could shower so quickly that the mirror didn't fog and the backs of my knees stayed dry.”

— Marni Jackson

“Feeling a little grumpy, Melvin decided he would no longer take a bath ever again.”

— Cindy

“He jerked a thumb in the direction of the baby on the stretcher, who had put his fingers in his mouth and stopped yelling.…

— Jasper Fforde

“I was husband for a week. Changed the baby's diapers. There's somebody in a suburb in Melbourne who doesn't even know i wiped his…

— Keith Richards

“The word on the street was that I had two options when it came to caring for my future baby: I could either eat,…

— Rachel Held Evans

“I couldn’t take it. Not now. I could be Barrack Obama and my mother would persist in treating me like a baby who doesn’t…

— S. A. David

“A customer facing crucial decisions: What should I wipe myself with? What should I brush with? His personal hygiene was deteriorating rapidly as he…

— Benson Bruno

“I could afford to get another job, but that could all change when the baby arrived. I had been reliably informed that they were…

— Matt Shaw

“It was pretty miserable wretches that minded at all whether they were wet or dry. He could not understand why such people had been…

— Halldór Laxness

“He thought Mabel would cry, and he wanted to be anywhere else. It was wrong and cowardly, and he'd done it before--when Mabel lost…

— Eowyn Ivey

“For weeks, I’d been frozen, sealed-off; now, in the shower, I would turn up the water as hard as it would go and howl,…

— Donna Tartt

“If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not…

— James Lileks