"do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?" — James Patterson
"do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?"
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James Patterson
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537 Quotes by James Patterson
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Imagine life is a game in which you are juggling five balls. The balls are called work, family, health, friends,…
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Half the time when brothers wrestle, it's just an excuse to hug each other.
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I don't know why, but life is usually more complicated than the plans that we make.
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I am not a great prose stylist. I'm a storyteller. There are thousands of people who don't like what I…
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Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.
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Other than my hundreds of arrests I really don't have that much experience with the law. While the majority of…
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Assume nothing, question everything.
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Always expect the unexpected. Right around Thanksgiving, when the new Alex Cross will be out. It's called Four Blind Mice…
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He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistence. "You guys could get married. I could be…
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Nowhere will you meet more interesting people than in books.
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Home is wherever we all are together.
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Actually, I'd already briefed him, early this morning. Since we were up at six. Since, at six, the nurse had…
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Most men I know rely on women to do all the literal dirty work.
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I am leaving the town to the invaders: increasingly numerous, mediocre, dirty, badly behaved, shameless tourists.
— Brigitte Bardot
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I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
— Brigitte Bardot
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When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and poetry for my friends. Writing…
— Mario Batali
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We think that democracy can change a lot of things, but we're being fooled, because democracy is not the election.…
— Gael Garcia Bernal
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Vig used to call me 'Elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a…
— Orlando Bloom
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I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
— David Boreanaz
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Life is a game with many rules but no referee. One learns how to play it more by watching it…
— Joseph Brodsky
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I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads…
— Alton Brown
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It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and…
— George Burns
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I hate the fact that people think 'compromise' is a dirty word.
— Barbara Bush
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We can continue to try and clean up the gutters all over the world and spend all of our resources…
— Buzz Aldrin
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