Spongebob Quotes

40 quotes by 34 authors

Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob. — Stephen Colbert
I do like a lot of things that a lot of adults would scoff at. 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' 'Looney Tunes. — R L Stine
I connect to SpongeBob in a way; like, thats the homie. He can chill on the corner with me. — Theophilus London
In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. — David Hasselhoff
I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine! -random kid talking to Ari — James Patterson
do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob? — James Patterson
What's MINNIE Withot MICKEY What's TIGER Without POOH What's PATRICK Without SPONGEBOB What's JULIET Without ROMEO What's DAISY Without DONALD What's TARZAN Without JANE What's… — Clarisse Juliane Flores
Adele might set fire to rain... But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water. cx — Asmaa Mohammed
I love you more than Spongebob loves jellyfishing, Sandy loves karate, Mr. Krabs loves money, and Squidward loves his clarinet. Baby I need you like… — Cuts And Scars
Spongebob you know what to say — Spongebob
Whats Minnie without Mickey, whats Tigger without Pooh? Whats Patrick without Spongebob, and whats me without you? — Cuts And Scars
Spongebob: What do you usually do when I'm gone? Patrick: Wait for you to come back. — The Forgotten
Lol spongebob !!! XD — Kayla
Spongbob:partrick!!! where are u,can u hear me? patrick:no spongebob I can't hear u, its too dark in here,wait!!, let me put on the light and… — Sweetner
Hahahaha, I can't. c'x — Spongebob
Friendship can come with many challenges. It's so hard to find a true friend in the world. Take Spongebob and Patrick. They're best friends. So… — Kori Rice
A leedle-leedle-lee! — Patrick
F-i-r-e-c-a-m-p-s-o-n-g song ; it will help if u just sanq alonq, yaa ! (: — Toodie
That akward moment when Spongebob sees Osama Bin Laden — Josie
Adele might set fire to rain... but SpongeBob can make a campfire under water!!!! — Heather :)

Who Wrote These Spongebob Quotes

34 authors contributed a total of 40 Spongebob Quotes, led by these top contributors: