"Success is like a fart - only your…" — James P. Hogan
"Success is like a fart - only your own smells nice."
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9 Quotes by James P. Hogan
James P. Hogan has 9 quotes on this site.
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Scientists are the easiest to fool. ... They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore misdirectable, lines. The only world…
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The personal qualities necessary for attaining office are practically the opposite of those demanded by the office itself. The trouble…
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Kids don't have ruts yet that adults have carved into their minds. They're born logical. Crooked thinking has to be…
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Sane, normal people don't need power trips. So the lunatics end up in charge of everything.
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The fact that some religious fanatics might support a theory doesn't invalidate it, anymore than the concurrence of UFO abduction…
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On Earth they've forgotten how to make everything except money. But what good is it, if there's nothing worthwhile left…
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Several large, artificial constructions are approaching us, ZORAC announced after a short pause. The designs are not familiar, but they…
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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people…
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The devaluation of music and what it's now deemed to be worth is laughable to me. My single costs 99…
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Cumberbatch - it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn't it? What a fluffy old name. I can never…
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Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are…
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If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come…
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
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I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees…
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