Incidents Quote by James Herriot Download Open image “For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.” — James Herriot ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Incidents Lunch Marriage Stories Used Wife Years
Women behaving badly has always been funny, to me personally, so I knew I wanted to do something like that. — Nahnatchka Khan Copy Share Image
So you want to hear a story? Well, I used to know a whole lot of pretty interesting ones. Some of them so funny… — Shaun Tan Copy Share Image
I was a Teletype operator in the army, so that's where I learned to type. One day, I went downstairs to see if I could still type - I hadn't done it for four or five years after the war. So I typed out a page and I showed it to my wife and she said, "Where did you get… — Carl Reiner Copy Share
My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family,… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
When I was little, I always used to like to tell stories cuz it was entertaining to people. — Slick Rick Copy Share Image
Most of the stories I have go downhill quickly. In all honesty most of the good stories I have, no one else would think… — JD Era Copy Share Image
I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me. — Daniel Dae Kim Copy Share Image
Every morning for, I don't know how long, I came over to Alison's [McGhee] house and we sat in her office and wrote the… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
That quotation about not having time to stand and stare has never applied to me. I seem to have spent a good part of… — James Herriot Copy Share Image
“I went back to my conversation with Siegfried that morning; we had just about decided that the man with a lot of animals couldn't… — James Herriot Copy Share Image
If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw. — James Herriot Copy Share Image
“... a bullock, backing in alarm from the halter, crashed its craggy behind into my midriff. The wind shot out of me in a… — James Herriot Copy Share Image
“You know, Mrs Pumphrey, you're overfeeding him again. Didn't I tell you to cut out all those pieces of cake and give him more… — James Herriot Copy Share Image
I hope to make people realize how totally helpless animals are, how dependent on us, trusting as a child must that we will be… — James Herriot Copy Share Image
“But Siegfried held up a restraining hand. “Just one moment,” he slurred. “The windscreen is very dirty. I’ll give it a rub for you.”… — James Herriot Copy Share Image
“This old man had once told me that he left school when he was twelve, whereas I had spent most of the twenty-four years… — James Herriot Copy Share Image
And the peace which I always found in the silence and emptiness of the moors filled me utterly — James Herriot Copy Share Image
A farmer once told me one of the greatest luxuries of his life was to wake up early only to go back to sleep… — James Herriot Copy Share Image
“If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.… — James Herriot Copy Share Image
Youre always going to have some individual incidents that arent going to show off the Ryder Cup in the true form and spirit that… — Tom Kite Copy Share Image
And I sat there getting drunker and drunker and more in love and more in love...And you can never touch a girl in the… — Donald Barthelme Copy Share Image
I have yet to see someone attack Obama over his report card. A lot of people I talk to from both sides of the… — Lupe Fiasco Copy Share Image
What's given, in fact, always depends on the person or thing it's given to. A minor incident in the street brings the cook to… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
A memoir takes some particular threads, some incidents, some experience from a person's life and gives an account of it. — Richard Hell Copy Share Image
The archives recall not one single incriminating incident, not one drunken escapade, not one reported affair, not one spat with a team-mate or reporter… — Michael Atherton Copy Share Image
Religion should be the rule of life, not a casual incident in it. — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
You are unique, and there may be incidents in your experience that are more noble and praiseworthy in their way than those recorded in… — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
Domestic violence causes far more pain than the visible marks of bruises and scars. It is devastating to be abused by someone that you… — Dianne Feinstein Copy Share Image
The story of the Jews in the Bible is replete with incidents of their ingratitude to God for His gifts to them: incidents that… — Elliott Abrams Copy Share Image
I let my game do the talking. I've had incidents like that but when I compare my own story to the stories that have… — Maurice Ashley Copy Share Image
Wherein lies a poet's claim to originality? That he invents his incidents? No. That he was present when his episodes had their birth? No.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
![“Every morning for, I don't know how long, I came over to Alison's [McGhee] house and we sat in her office and wrote the stories "out loud" together. We yelled at each other and made each other laugh. It was a lot of fun.” quote by Kate DiCamillo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/455/kate-dicamillo-599_every-morning_every-morning-for-i-don-t-know-how-long_2433344.jpg)
