Quote by James Ellroy

“Bear, I think having sand in your butt crack must be really uncomfortable. Maybe you should go change your clothes. You don’t want to…

— T.J. Klune

“matters because if all they are is air, then we have nothing to worry about. Air can't reach out and choke the life out…

— L.A. Starkey

“If fucking were graceful,desire an alibi.”

— Rita Dove

“He was like this when I got here?' That's you alibi?”

— Karen Chance

“She's your lobster. C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old…

— Phoebe Buffay

“Casey was in the bed with Ali. And that was where I drew the line. Because eww.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“I did it to protect my good reputation in case anyone ever caught me walking around with crab apples in my cheeks. With rubber…

— Joseph Heller

“Very tight. Very leather.”

— Cassandra Clare

“I can't help it. I'm just a big gasbag. I still got leftover barbeque gas." She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a…

— Janet Evanovich

“I didn't like crab. Not at all. My stepmother had tricked my into eating a crab sandwich once in a cafe in Cromer, told…

— Rebecca Stott

“What a mealy-mouth. Windier than a bag of assholes.”

— Rodney Ross

“Uh huh. Oh, except for my underwear. They’re a little tight. I think my butt is getting bigger too.” “More for me to squeeze.”…

— Nina Lane