Bdb Quote by J.R. Ward

“Listen to me. You have the fashion sense of a park bench and the interpersonal skills of a meat cleaver--" "Is this supposed to…

— J.R. Ward

“Don't pull any shit because you want to show off.” “Wait a second.” She looked down then back up. “Nope, I haven't grown a…

— Nalini Singh

“Or maybe you know how two-hundred Post-it notes with pictures of penises drawn on them were glued to every inch of my desk.”

— Tara Sivec

“You've been living more than fifty years with a normal brain, you have a decent job, you even own your own sailboat, and still…

— Huruki Murakami

“Lying in bed would be an altogether supreme experience if one only had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.”

— G.K. Chesterton

“The trick to saying the word cock , is to do it like you have one in your mouth.”

— Geoffrey Knight

“I like to ruin girls by shoving my 11 inch cock in there.”

— Will Carroll

“How big is my penis? Big enough to touch my hands.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Look, show your cock. It's the shortest line between two points. The world ain't giving away nice lives. You got a trust fund? You…

— George Saunders

“How did we go from cocks to this? Because I gotta tell you, cocks are more fun. Especially mine.”

— S.E. Jakes

“Are you sure about this? It’s a bit short.” “So? It’s poetry, not dick size.”

— J.L. Merrow

“You've been through my stuff. I bent over and let one of you stick the world's longest finger up my ass. If a prostate…

— Stephen King